Longford

Longford escorts in UB7, the western end of the Bath Road

Longford is a handful of houses, two old pubs and a lane, pressed between the motorway and the western end of the runway. Aircraft cross overhead on their way in. The hedges hide the M4 but not the sound of it. People who like this village like it a great deal, and people who wanted Mayfair should have stayed in Mayfair.

Almost everyone who books here is flying early from Terminal 5, five minutes up the road, which gives the evening a hard edge on the far end of it. That is a shape rather than a restriction, and the desk plans backwards from your alarm. Durations are on rates; send the hotel, the departure time and the hour you want her there.

UB7

Outcall only Longford, UB7 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set From £250 an hour

Where the village actually is

UB7, at the far western tail of the Bath Road, past Sipson and just short of the Colnbrook boundary. Terminal 5 is five minutes by car and about twenty on foot along a road with lorries on it, which is walkable in daylight and unpleasant otherwise. The village is closer to the runway than most of the hotels are.

There is no station. West Drayton, on the Elizabeth line, is roughly thirty five minutes away on foot, and Heathrow Terminal 5 about twenty, so in practice everything here arrives and leaves by road. A taxi is always available because you are next to an airport, but order it rather than standing on the road, and allow ten minutes for a driver to find the lane.

Hotels at this end

One hotel stands on the Bath Road here in Longford rather than at the terminal its sign promises, and runs a shuttle of about ten minutes. It is the building most guests on this page are actually in.

Beyond it, TW6 2GD is the walkway hotel at Terminal 5 itself, and a third is west again at Colnbrook, SL3 0FF. Three buildings, all with Terminal 5 on the sign, only one attached to it. Give the desk the full address and the shuttle confusion never touches your evening. No hotel here has any arrangement with the desk.

Two pubs, and they are the whole night out

The White Horse is a proper old pub on the Bath Road with low beams and a garden, aircraft going over on final approach, and the only atmosphere out here that belongs to a village rather than a business park. Molly will start an evening there if there is an hour of daylight left and walk back with you afterwards.

The King William IV, further along the same road, has been serving airport workers and travellers since long before any hotel out here existed. Patricia uses it for an hour before dinner when the timing allows. Ten minutes on foot covers most of the village; anything beyond it, particularly along the Bath Road itself, wants a car, because that road is fast and the pavement gives out in places.

Building an evening around a dawn flight

If you are on a six in the morning departure, everything moves earlier rather than being squeezed later. Dinner at seven, the good hours in the middle, a clear finish before midnight, and a real night rather than four broken ones. The desk says so at the start so nobody has the awkward version of that conversation at one.

The village helps with this. There is nothing here to be tempted out to, the road quietens after eleven, and the first departures do not start rumbling over until well after six. Ask for a room at the back and they barely register. Order breakfast early, because out here they take the early bit seriously.

Who books in Longford

Terminal 5 passengers on the first wave of departures, overwhelmingly. Freight and cargo staff working the western side of the airfield. Contractors staying in the Bath Road hotels who have worked out that the far end is quieter than the middle.

It is the smallest and least glamorous place on this site and it is honest about that. What it offers is a short morning, a properly dark room and a village lane that takes ten minutes to walk and completely changes the character of the evening before it.

Companions who come this far west

Molly has the loudest laugh on the list, arrives out here with the air of someone on a small expedition and enjoys it enormously. Patricia is the level one, unusually good at an evening with an alarm on the end of it, and she will plan the whole thing backwards from your flight time.

The Terminal 5 regulars Lea, Stacy and Angelika cover the same ground, and Nancy and Rosa take the perimeter hotels generally. That is seven realistic names for a UB7 evening, and the desk will tell you which of them is free rather than which of them is nearest.

Along the road from here

East, the Bath Road hotel row runs all the way back to the northern runway. South, Terminal 5 is five minutes away with its own page and its own naming problems. If you are not sure which building your confirmation names, the airport hotel index sorts them by journey, and the Heathrow overview covers the airport as a whole.

On foot

Getting about Longford

Walking minutes from the middle of the area, measured rather than guessed.

  • 20 minHeathrow Terminal 5
  • 35 minWest Drayton
FAQ · Longford

Asked about Longford

Five minutes in a car and about twenty on foot along a road built for lorries. The village sits closer to the runway than most of the hotels do, which is why the sound of it is part of the evening here.

Two old pubs and a great deal of sky, and that is the honest list. Ten minutes on the lane is worth having while there is light. After that the evening is the room and the company in it.

Yes, if it starts early. From seven, finishing before midnight, leaves you a proper night's sleep. Trying to fit three hours in after midnight helps nobody and the desk will suggest the evening before instead.

The lane is. The Bath Road is not. It is a fast road with no real pavement in places and no lighting worth the name. For anything past the village, take a car rather than chancing it.

An hour and a half in the evening rush, an hour later on. If your flight is still in the air, send the flight number and she will leave town as it comes in rather than after you reach the room.

Terminals And Towns

Elsewhere inside the boundary

A01 · TW6

Heathrow

Terminal side, TW6, 3 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A02

Airport Hotels

Terminal side, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A03 · TW6, UB3

Heathrow Terminals 2 and 3

Terminal side, TW6, UB3, one station within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A04 · TW6

Heathrow Terminal 4

Terminal side, TW6, one station within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A05 · TW6, SL3

Heathrow Terminal 5

Terminal side, TW6, SL3, one station within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A06 · TW6, UB3, UB7

Bath Road

A village on the map, TW6, UB3, UB7, 3 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A07 · UB7

Harmondsworth

A village on the map, UB7, 2 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A08 · TW5

Cranford

A village on the map, TW5, 2 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A09 · TW6, TW14

Hatton Cross

On the boundary, TW6, TW14, 3 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A10 · UB7

Sipson

A village on the map, UB7, 3 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A11 · UB7

West Drayton

A town on the map, UB7, 2 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A12 · UB3, UB4

Hayes

A town on the map, UB3, UB4, 2 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A13 · UB3

Harlington

A village on the map, UB3, 2 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A14 · TW19

Stanwell

A village on the map, TW19, 2 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

A15 · TW3

Hounslow Central

A village on the map, TW3, 3 stations within a walk, 20 to 40 minutes once the hour is set.

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