Rates
The board: one hour to a full weekend
Seven lines, one ladder, every companion on this site. The figure against the duration is what the booking costs, and it buys her time and her company. There is no second list and nothing extra at the door.
Read the three hour note below before you choose a line. At this airport it is the one that decides whether an evening is possible at all.
Rates for time and companionship
One scale, published in full and read straight down. Travel across the areas on this map sits inside the figure, and nothing is added to it later.
- 01One hourThe shortest line on the board. Realistic in town, rarely realistic out here.from £250
- 0290 minutesA drink, a shower, a conversation that actually finishes. A city hour and a half.£400
- 03Two hoursMost asked forUnhurried without being a whole evening. Best used away from the terminals.£500
- 04Three hoursThe minimum anywhere near this airport, with her journey counted inside it.£700
- 05Dinner date, four hoursDinner first, then the room. Ask by mid afternoon so a table can be found.£900
- 06Overnight, ten hoursEvening through to breakfast. The right shape before a dawn departure.£1,800
- 07WeekendQuoted for the dates you send, including anything that involves a flight.On request
Outcall onlyTravel included across the listed areasThe fee is handed to the companion in person when she arrives
The three hour rule, and why it exists
Nobody on this list lives at the airport. Every booking in TW6, UB3, UB7, TW19 or SL3 involves a journey out from central London and a journey back, and both of those sit inside the hours you book. Three hours is therefore the shortest thing that leaves a real evening in the middle of it.
The practical version: a layover of five or six hours works, and one of four does not. Further out in the villages, four hours or an overnight is the sensible shape, because at that distance three hours is mostly road.
What each line includes
Her time, from the knock at the door to the agreed finish. Her journey to your hotel, apartment or house. A reply from the desk while you are still deciding. Nothing else is for sale at any point.
Travel inside Zones 1 and 2 is part of the rate. Beyond that, which is everything on this site, the fare out and back is worked out before you agree and shown as part of one figure. Nothing lands on your room bill.
When the fee changes hands
She takes it herself, in person, when she arrives and is inside the room. The amount is exactly the one confirmed in the chat for the hours you asked for, so there is nothing to negotiate on the doorstep and nothing to work out once she is there.
Nobody from this desk will ever ask you for account details, codes or numbers of any kind in a chat. If a message does, it did not come from here, and Saskia would like to know about it.
Moving, cancelling and late flights
Schedules here change constantly, so the rule is simple. Three hours of notice or more, the booking moves or cancels at no cost. Inside two hours, half the fee stands. A guest who is not there when she arrives owes the whole of it. The agreed time carries a quarter of an hour of grace.
A delay you did not choose is the ordinary condition of an airport. Send the new landing time as soon as the board changes and the evening slides rather than being trimmed at both ends.
The message that starts it
Send this, filled in, on WhatsApp or Telegram: hello, I would like to book a companion on a date at a time for a duration, I am staying at a named hotel, and I will share the room number on confirmation. That is everything the desk needs in one go.
No name in mind? Describe the evening instead and two suggestions come back from the line-up. Still airborne? Send the flight number rather than a clock time. The rest is on booking.
One ladder, everybody, all hours
The board reads the same at three in the morning as at lunchtime, at Terminal 4 as in Hayes. Every companion here works to it, so choosing between them is never a question of money.
The only open line is the full weekend, quoted for the dates you send. If a plan involves travel or an event, say so first and the answer comes back as one figure rather than a range.
Questions before you write
Because she would spend longer on the M4 than in the room. Three hours is the minimum anywhere near this airport, with her travel inside it. The shorter lines are for bookings in central London.
No. Nothing on it moves for an unsociable hour, a weekend or a bank holiday. The single open line is the full weekend booking, priced for the dates you send.
Yes. All twenty eight companions here work to one board, from £250 for an hour. You will never be quoted two figures for the same duration depending on the name you choose.
The fare there and back is worked out before you agree to anything and folded into one figure, so you approve a single total. Nothing is added at the door.
With three hours or more, nothing is owed and the booking moves or cancels cleanly. Inside the last two hours, half stands. Not being there at all costs the full fee. There is a quarter of an hour of grace on the agreed time.
The companion herself, in person, once she is in the room. Everyone here runs her own diary and keeps her own earnings. The desk's part is the arranging: matching the evening to a companion, timing her journey out and confirming the details in the chat.